This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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