): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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