he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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