Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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