Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
My bed smells like the plague
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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