I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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