theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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