hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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