He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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Farmville is her only friend.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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