So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
We smell like vodka and hangover
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