To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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