I'm gonna have a badass scar
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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