I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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