She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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