Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Randomize
