I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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