normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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