Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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