Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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