summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
and she was petting her beer can
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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