my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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