so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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