Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Randomize
