Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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