he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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