I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
it's great music for shaving your balls
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Randomize
