evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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