exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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