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guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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