My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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