nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
