How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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