She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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