? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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