The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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