love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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