I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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