Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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