bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
