Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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