Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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