I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I don't think brook has ever known best
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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