Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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