New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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