Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
That's intense
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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