even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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