I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
The convent might be a nice break from real life
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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