I don't usually arrange sex via text message
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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