couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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