just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
