Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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