If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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