Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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