I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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