Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Randomize
