I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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