I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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