The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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